foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

burymeinchanel:

I still want to wear this. What even can i wear this to?

necrophilofthefuture:

when i do good thing and no one notice

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paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small
kushandcake:

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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob